The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe

Many people wanted more endings for The Stanley Parable.
We told them it did not require more content, that it was fine just how it was. it already had the ideal quantity of ends.
The book was sad and packed with lies.
We realized it. It was evident that it was not true however we were able to continue to do it. We’ve carried the shame over the past few years, a burden weighing on all the time.
It’s time to stop.
Now is the perfect time to rectify it, and to let go of the shame we carry around. We will share our shame with you so that you’ll be able to carry it. We’re tired of it.
The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an expansion of its predecessor, created by the same liars that gave you The Stanley Parable, an award-winning Indie game. It features new content and more options for possible endings. The tale of Stanley and The Narrator, the best of friends can be told via additional hilarious adventures. It will launch in 2019 for PC and consoles.
The sorrow of having deceived so numerous loyal customers over this long is reflected in the quality of the food.
The time has come to end, truly. There’s no more.